can you imagine one day tony finally has the guts to ask natasha and clint “so are you two like… together or what?” and at the same time clint says “no” natasha says “yes” and clint goes all bug eyed and stares at natasha and she just raises her eyebrow and he turns back to tony and he’s like “i meant yes i definitely meant yes”
I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood
like you do realize this is the girl who named an owl pigwidgeon right
"Hedwig Pigwidgeon Potter, you are named after two owls."
and I really feel that we, as a fandom, do not discuss the random ass-slap moment often enough..
I mean, Dean’s lost, haunted expression is priceless enough:
But Sam’s reaction:
dude, did u just spank my brother’s ass?
cas is gonna fuckin murder u
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
I love how it always comes back to Archduke Franz Ferdinand…
This is the greatest knock knock joke in the history of all knock knocks jokes ever told, ever.
I think my favourite thing about this is the poor guy asking them not to do this again. how many times has this happened. he knew what was going to happen at the start. is this a regular occurrence
Top ten Doctor Who episodes as voted by my followers: Turn Left 
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
of course you can’t just go to the moon you need a rocketship